Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday August 5, 2018

An old man at the Folies Bergere Had a jock, a most wondrous...
An old man at the Folies Bergere Had a jock, a most wondrous affair: It snipped off a twat-curl From each new chorus girl, And he had a wig made of the hair.

There was a young girl from Peru, Who had nothing whatever...
There was a young girl from Peru, Who had nothing whatever to do. So she sat on the stairs, And counted cunt hairs, Four thousand, three hundred and two.