Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday January 6, 2019

There once was a man from Sandem Who was making his girl on...
There once was a man from Sandem Who was making his girl on a tandem. At the peak of the make She jammed on the brake And scattered his semen at random.

There was a young man, name of Saul, Who was able to bounce...
There was a young man, name of Saul, Who was able to bounce either ball, He could stretch them and snap them, And juggle and clap them, Which earned him the plaudits of all.

In Lexington, Kentucky, it's illegal to carry an ice cream cone...
In Lexington, Kentucky, it's illegal to carry an ice cream cone in your pocket.