Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday January 13, 2019

There was a young girl from St. Cyr Whose reflex reactions were...
There was a young girl from St. Cyr Whose reflex reactions were queer. Her escort said, "Mable, Get up off the table; That money's to pay for the beer."

There was a young lad name of Durcan Who was always jerkin'...
There was a young lad name of Durcan Who was always jerkin' his gherkin. His father said, "Durcan! Stop jerkin' your gherkin! Your gherkin's for ferkin', not jerkin'.

I would like to know What I was fencing in And what I...
I would like to know What I was fencing in And what I was fencing out. -- Robert Frost