Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday November 22, 2019

There once was a young man from Boston Who drove around town...
There once was a young man from Boston Who drove around town in an Austin, There was room for his ass, And a gallon of gas, So he hung out his balls and he lost 'em.

There was a young man from East Wubley Whose cock...
There was a young man from East Wubley Whose cock was bifurcated doubly. Each quadruplicate shaft Had two balls hanging aft, And the general effect was quite lovely. There was a young man from Hong Kong Who had a trifurcated prong: ...

FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: ...
FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #14 Low Blows: Let's say a man and woman are watching a boxing match on TV. One of the boxers is felled by a low blow. The woman says "Oh, gee. That must hurt." The...

For I swore I would stay a year away from her; out...
For I swore I would stay a year away from her; out and alas! but with break of day I went to make supplication. -- Paulus Silentarius, c. 540 A.D.

This ASEXUAL PIG really BOILS my BLOOD ... He's so ... so ...
This ASEXUAL PIG really BOILS my BLOOD ... He's so ... so ... URGENT!!