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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday April 18, 2019


A lecherous barkeep named Dale, After fucking his favorite...
A lecherous barkeep named Dale, After fucking his favorite female, Mixed Drambuie and scotch With the cream in her crotch For a lustier, Rusty-er Nail.

There once was a young man from France Who waited ten years...
There once was a young man from France Who waited ten years for his chance; Then he muffed it...

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