Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday November 1, 2020

A playful young chemist named Byrd Had an urge that could...
A playful young chemist named Byrd Had an urge that could not be deferred. So to irritate Knox He shit in his sox, And plastered the walls with his turd.

There was a young girl who begat Three babies named Nat,...
There was a young girl who begat Three babies named Nat, Pat and Tat. T'was fun in the breeding But hell in the feeding When she found there's no tit for Tat.

Alas, how love can trifle with itself! --...
Alas, how love can trifle with itself! -- William Shakespeare, "The Two Gentlemen of Verona"