Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday October 10, 2021

Fine's Corollary: Functionality breeds Contempt.
Fine's Corollary: Functionality breeds Contempt.

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman...
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. -- Sam Levenson

Somewhere, just out of sight, the unicorns are gathering.
Somewhere, just out of sight, the unicorns are gathering.

Son, someday a man is going to walk up to you with a deck...
Son, someday a man is going to walk up to you with a deck of cards on which the seal is not yet broken. And he is going to offer to bet you that he can make the Ace of Spades jump out of the deck and squirt cider in your ears. But son, do not bet this...

Sorry never means having you're say to love.
Sorry never means having you're say to love.

Sorry. Nice try.
Sorry. Nice try.

Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely,...
Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-bogglingly big it is. I mean, you may think it's a long way down the road to the drug store, but that's just peanuts to space. -- The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy

There once was a man named McGruder, Who canoed with a girl...
There once was a man named McGruder, Who canoed with a girl in Bermuder. But the girl thought it crude, To be wooed in the nude, So McGru took an oar and subduder.

The one L lama, he's a priest The two L llama, he's a beast...
The one L lama, he's a priest The two L llama, he's a beast And I will bet my silk pyjama There isn't any three L lllama. -- O. Nash, to which a fire chief replied that occasionally his department responded to something...