| Humor: Saturday October 23, 2021 - Worst of Fortunes |
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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday October 23, 2021A burlesque dancer, a pip
Named Virginia, could peel in a zip;
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A burlesque dancer, a pip Named Virginia, could peel in a zip; But she read science fiction And died of constriction Attempting a Moebius strip. -- Cyril Kornbluth, "The Unfortunate Topology" The limerick is furtive and mean; You must keep her in close... The limerick is furtive and mean; You must keep her in close quarantine, Or she sneaks to the slums And promptly becomes Disorderly, drunk, and obscene. -- Morris Bishop Better hope the life-inspector doesn't come around while... Better hope the life-inspector doesn't come around while you have your life in such a mess. Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Saturday October 23, 2021
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