Humor: Worst of Fortunes for the month of October, 2021

There once was a man named McGruder, Who canoed with a girl...
There once was a man named McGruder, Who canoed with a girl in Bermuder. But the girl thought it crude, To be wooed in the nude, So McGru took an oar and subduder.

There was a young lady from Munich Who had an affair with...
There was a young lady from Munich Who had an affair with a eunuch. At the height of their passion He dealt her a ration

There was a young lady of Gloucester Whose friends they thought...
There was a young lady of Gloucester Whose friends they thought they had lost her Till they found on the grass The marks of her arse, And the knees of the man who had crossed her.

There was a young man from Boston Who rode around in...
There was a young man from Boston Who rode around in an Austin. There was room for his ass And a gallon of gas, But his balls hung out and he lost 'em.

There was a young man of Lahore Whose prick was one inch and...
There was a young man of Lahore Whose prick was one inch and no more. It was all right for key-holes And little girl's pee-holes, But not worth a damn with a whore.

"Pascal is not a high-level language." ...
"Pascal is not a high-level language." -- Steven Feiner

Excessive login or logout messages are a sure sign of senility.
Excessive login or logout messages are a sure sign of senility.

Fine's Corollary: Functionality breeds Contempt.
Fine's Corollary: Functionality breeds Contempt.

A is for Apple. -- Hester Pryne
A is for Apple. -- Hester Pryne

Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman...
Somewhere on this globe, every ten seconds, there is a woman giving birth to a child. She must be found and stopped. -- Sam Levenson