Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday September 9, 2022

There once was a man named McGruder, Who canoed with a girl...
There once was a man named McGruder, Who canoed with a girl in Bermuder. But the girl thought it crude, To be wooed in the nude, So McGru took an oar and subduder.

There was a young girl from Hong Kong Who said, "You...
There was a young girl from Hong Kong Who said, "You are utterly wrong To say my vagina Is the largest in China Just because of your mean little dong."

If not controlled, work will flow to the competent man until...
If not controlled, work will flow to the competent man until he submerges.