Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Monday September 5, 2022

There once was a fellow named Brewster Who said to his wife,...
There once was a fellow named Brewster Who said to his wife, as he goosed her, "It used to be grand But look at my hand You're not wiping as clean as ya uster."

There was a young lady named Ransom Who was rogered three times...
There was a young lady named Ransom Who was rogered three times in a hansom. When she cried out for more A voice from the floor Replied, "My name is Simpson, not Samson."