Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday September 25, 2022

There once was a girl from Madras Who had such a beautiful...
There once was a girl from Madras Who had such a beautiful ass - It was not round and pink ( as you bastards think ) But had two ears, a tail, and ate grass.

There was a young lady of Rhyll In an omnibus was taken ill, ...
There was a young lady of Rhyll In an omnibus was taken ill, So she called the conductor, Who got in and fucked her, Which did more good than a pill.

There was a young man from Maine Whose prick was as strong as...
There was a young man from Maine Whose prick was as strong as a crane; It was almost as long, So he strolled with his dong Extended in sunshine and rain.

I hate babies. They're so human. -- H.H. Munro
I hate babies. They're so human. -- H.H. Munro

It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
It's never too late to have a happy childhood.

Kids always brighten up a house; mostly by leaving the lights...
Kids always brighten up a house; mostly by leaving the lights on.

We are the people our parents warned us about.
We are the people our parents warned us about.

What really shapes and conditions and makes us is somebody only...
What really shapes and conditions and makes us is somebody only a few of us ever have the courage to face: and that is the child you once were, long before formal education ever got its claws into you -- that impatient, all-demanding child who wants love...

"Absolutely nothing should be concluded from these figures...
"Absolutely nothing should be concluded from these figures except that no conclusion can be drawn from them." (By Joseph L. Brothers, Linux/PowerPC Project)