Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday April 2, 2023

ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken...
ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in...

While Titian was mixing rose madder, His model reclined on...
While Titian was mixing rose madder, His model reclined on a ladder. Her position to Titian Suggested coition, So he leapt up the ladder and had 'er.

"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss...
"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to floss my cat."

"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to stay home...
"I'd love to go out with you, but I have to stay home and see if I snore."

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. --...
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. -- Mae West

"A wizard cannot do everything; a fact most magicians...
"A wizard cannot do everything; a fact most magicians are reticent to admit, let alone discuss with prospective clients. Still, the fact remains that there are certain objects, and people, that are, for one reason or another, completely immune...

An ancient proverb summed it up: when a wizard is tired...
An ancient proverb summed it up: when a wizard is tired of looking for broken glass in his dinner, it ran, he is tired of life. -- Terry Pratchett, "The Light Fantastic"

Chaos is King and Magic is loose in the world.
Chaos is King and Magic is loose in the world.