Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Sunday April 30, 2023

A beetling young woman named Pridgets Had a violent abhorrence...
A beetling young woman named Pridgets Had a violent abhorrence of midgets; Off the end of a wharf She once pushed a dwarf Whose truncation reduced her to fidgets. -- Edward Gorey

There once was a man from Dunoon, Who always ate soup with...
There once was a man from Dunoon, Who always ate soup with a fork. He said "When I eat Either fish, foul or flesh, I otherwise finish too quick."

Q: Why did Menachem Begin invade Lebanon? A:...
Q: Why did Menachem Begin invade Lebanon? A: To impress Jodie Foster.