Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Tuesday April 25, 2023

A sweetheart named Teresa Arden Went down on her beau in...
A sweetheart named Teresa Arden Went down on her beau in the garden. He said, "Good lord, Tess, Don't swallow that mess!" And she replied, "Ulp, beg your pardon?"

A team playing baseball in Dallas Called te umpire blind out...
A team playing baseball in Dallas Called te umpire blind out of malice. While this worthy had fits The team made eight hits And a girl in the bleachers named Alice.

There once was a girl named Priscilla Whose vagina was flavored...
There once was a girl named Priscilla Whose vagina was flavored vanilla. The taste was so fine Man and beast stood in line (Including a stud armadilla).

There was a young lady from Drew Who ended her verse at line...
There was a young lady from Drew Who ended her verse at line two.