Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Thursday April 27, 2023

Carson's Observation on Footwear: If the shoe fits,...
Carson's Observation on Footwear: If the shoe fits, buy the other one too.

There once was a young man from Boston Who drove around town...
There once was a young man from Boston Who drove around town in an Austin, There was room for his ass, And a gallon of gas, So he hung out his balls and he lost 'em.

There was a young lady of Kent, Who admitted she knew what...
There was a young lady of Kent, Who admitted she knew what it meant When men asked her to dine, And plied her with wine, She knew, oh she knew -- but she went!