Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Friday August 18, 2023

There was a young lady from Troy Had a moustache, just like...
There was a young lady from Troy Had a moustache, just like a young boy Though it tickled to kiss 'Twas a source of much bliss When she used it to brush a man's toy.

At Vassar, sex isn't injurious, Though of love we are never...
At Vassar, sex isn't injurious, Though of love we are never penurious. Thanks to vulcanized aids, Though we may die old maids, At least we shall never die curious.

There was a young girl from Peru, Who had nothing whatever...
There was a young girl from Peru, Who had nothing whatever to do. So she sat on the stairs, And counted cunt hairs, Four thousand, three hundred and two.