Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday August 2, 2023

Good news. Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.
Good news. Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.

A team playing baseball in Dallas Called the umpire blind...
A team playing baseball in Dallas Called the umpire blind out of malice. While this worthy had fits The team made eight hits And a girl in the bleachers named Alice.

There once was a young man named Clyde Who fell in an outhouse,...
There once was a young man named Clyde Who fell in an outhouse, and died. He had a twin brother Who fell in another And now they're interred side by side.

There was a young blade from South Greece Whose bush did...
There was a young blade from South Greece Whose bush did so greatly increase That before he could shack He must hunt needle in stack. 'Twas as bad as being obese.

There was a young bride of Antigua Whose husband said,...
There was a young bride of Antigua Whose husband said, "Dear me, how big you are!" Said the girl, "What damn'd rot! Why, you've only felt my twot, My legs and my arse and my figua!"

There was a young chap in Arabia Who courted a widow named...
There was a young chap in Arabia Who courted a widow named Fabia. "Yes, my tongue is as long As the average man's dong," He said, licking the lips of her labia.

There was a young cook with the art Of making a delicious tart ...
There was a young cook with the art Of making a delicious tart With a handful of shit, Some snot and some spit, And he'd flavor the whole with a fart.