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Humor: Worst of Fortunes for Wednesday August 7, 2024


There was a young lady of Lincoln Who said that her cunt was...
There was a young lady of Lincoln Who said that her cunt was a pink'un, So she had a prick lent her Which turned it magenta, This artful old lady of Lincoln.

If it can be borrowed and it can be broken, you will borrow...
If it can be borrowed and it can be broken, you will borrow it and you will break it.

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