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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday January 1, 2007


A box without hinges, key, or lid, Yet golden treasure inside...
A box without hinges, key, or lid, Yet golden treasure inside is hid. -- J.R. Tolkien

He who laughs last -- missed the punch line.
He who laughs last -- missed the punch line.

When arguments fail, use a blackjack. --...
When arguments fail, use a blackjack. -- Ed "Spike" O'Donnell

Preudhomme's Law of Window Cleaning: It's on the other...
Preudhomme's Law of Window Cleaning: It's on the other side.

we will invent new lullabies, new songs, new acts of love,...
we will invent new lullabies, new songs, new acts of love, we will cry over things we used to laugh & our new wisdom will bring tears to eyes of gentle creatures from other planets who were afraid of us till then & in the end a summer with wild...

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