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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday January 8, 2007


If you can lead it to water and force it to drink, it isn't...
If you can lead it to water and force it to drink, it isn't a horse.

In matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters...
In matters of principle, stand like a rock; in matters of taste, swim with the current. -- Thomas Jefferson

Sinners can repent, but stupid is forever.
Sinners can repent, but stupid is forever.

Wisdom is rarely found on the best-seller list.
Wisdom is rarely found on the best-seller list.

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