Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday January 21, 2007

Naturally the common people don't want war... but after all...
Naturally the common people don't want war... but after all it is the leaders of a country who determine the policy, and it is always a simple matter to drag the people along, whether it is a democracy, or a fascist dictatorship, or a parliament, or...

The sooner all the animals are dead, the sooner we'll find...
The sooner all the animals are dead, the sooner we'll find their money. -- Ed Bluestone, The National Lampoon

The sooner all the animals are extinct, the sooner we'll find...
The sooner all the animals are extinct, the sooner we'll find their money. -- Ed Bluestone

To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take...
To spot the expert, pick the one who predicts the job will take the longest and cost the most.

"If you want to travel around the world and be invited...
"If you want to travel around the world and be invited to speak at a lot of different places, just write a Unix operating system." (By Linus Torvalds)

Most people need some of their problems to help take their mind...
Most people need some of their problems to help take their mind off some of the others.

Most people prefer certainty to truth.
Most people prefer certainty to truth.

If voting could change the system, it would be illegal. If...
If voting could change the system, it would be illegal. If not voting could change the system, it would be illegal.