Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday January 6, 2007

Leave no stone unturned. -- Euripides
Leave no stone unturned. -- Euripides

Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs...
Razors pain you; Rivers are damp; Acids stain you; And drugs cause cramp. Guns aren't lawful; Nooses give; Gas smells awful; You might as well live. -- Dorothy Parker, "Resume", 1926

JAPAN is a WONDERFUL planet -- I wonder if we'll ever reach...
JAPAN is a WONDERFUL planet -- I wonder if we'll ever reach their level of COMPARATIVE SHOPPING ...

Marry in haste and everyone starts counting the months.
Marry in haste and everyone starts counting the months.

Matrimony is the root of all evil.
Matrimony is the root of all evil.

Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence.
Matrimony isn't a word, it's a sentence.

Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies...
Men's magazines often feature pictures of naked ladies. Women's magazines also often feature pictures of naked ladies. This is because the female body is a beautiful work of art, while the male body is hairy and lumpy and should not be seen by...