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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday January 25, 2007


ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken...
ACHTUNG!!! Das machine is nicht fur gefingerpoken und mittengrabben. Ist easy schnappen der springenwerk, blowenfusen und corkenpoppen mit spitzensparken. Ist nicht fur gewerken by das dummkopfen. Das rubbernecken sightseeren keepen hands in...

Revenge is a meal best served cold.
Revenge is a meal best served cold.

Steele's Law: There exist tasks which cannot be done...
Steele's Law: There exist tasks which cannot be done by more than ten men or fewer than one hundred.

"Humpf!" Humpfed a voice! "For almost two days...
"Humpf!" Humpfed a voice! "For almost two days you've run wild and insisted on chatting with persons who've never existed. Such carryings-on in our peaceable jungle! We've had quite enough of you bellowing bungle! And I'm here...

He who despises himself nevertheless esteems himself as...
He who despises himself nevertheless esteems himself as a self-despiser. -- Friedrich Nietzsche

There is Jackson standing like a stone wall. Let us determine...
There is Jackson standing like a stone wall. Let us determine to die, and we will conquer. Follow me. -- General Barnard E. Bee (CSA)

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