| Humor: Thursday January 4, 2007 - Best of Fortunes |
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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday January 4, 2007A is for Amy who fell down the stairs, B is for Basil assaulted...
A is for Amy who fell down the stairs, B is for Basil assaulted by bears. C is for Clair who wasted away, D is for Desmond thrown out of the sleigh. E is for Ernest who choked on a peach, F is for Fanny, sucked dry by a leech. G is for George, smothered... Don't worry. Life's too long. -- Vincent... Don't worry. Life's too long. -- Vincent Sardi, Jr. Where, oh, where, are you tonight? Why did you leave me here... Where, oh, where, are you tonight? Why did you leave me here all alone? I searched the world over, and I thought I'd found true love. You met another, and *PPHHHLLLBBBBTTT*, you wuz gone. Gloom, despair and agony on me. Deep dark depression, excessive... Every solution breeds new problems. Every solution breeds new problems. Familiarity breeds attempt. Familiarity breeds attempt. Observe yon plumed biped fine. To activate... Observe yon plumed biped fine. To activate its captivation, Deposit on its termination, A quantity of particles saline. Raffiniert ist der Herrgott aber boshaft ist er nicht... Raffiniert ist der Herrgott aber boshaft ist er nicht. -- Albert Einstein Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all... Nothing matters very much, and few things matter at all. -- Arthur Balfour Too much of everything is just enough. -- Bob Wier Too much of everything is just enough. -- Bob Wier Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday January 4, 2007
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