Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday January 9, 2007

All is fear in love and war.
All is fear in love and war.

Answers to Last Fortunes' Questions: 1) None. (Moses didn't...
Answers to Last Fortunes' Questions: 1) None. (Moses didn't have an ark). 2) Your mother, by the pigeonhole principle. 3) You don't know. Neither does your boss. 4) Who cares? 5) 6 (or maybe 4, or else 3). Mr. Alfred J. Duncan of Podunk, Montana, ...

Come, you spirits That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex...
Come, you spirits That tend on mortal thoughts, unsex me here, And fill me, from the crown to the toe, top-full Of direst cruelty! make thick my blood, Stop up the access and passage to remorse That no compunctious visiting of nature Shake my fell...

The more complex the mind, the greater the need for...
The more complex the mind, the greater the need for the simplicity of play. -- Kirk, "Shore Leave", stardate 3025.8

Fairy Tale, n.: A horror story to prepare children...
Fairy Tale, n.: A horror story to prepare children for the newspapers.

Secretary's Revenge: Filing almost everything under...
Secretary's Revenge: Filing almost everything under "the".

What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.
What the large print giveth, the small print taketh away.