Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday January 11, 2007

If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.
If you can't learn to do it well, learn to enjoy doing it badly.

First there was Dial-A-Prayer, then Dial-A-Recipe, and even...
First there was Dial-A-Prayer, then Dial-A-Recipe, and even Dial-A-Footballer. But the south-east Victorian town of Sale has produced one to top them all. Dial-A-Wombat. It all began early yesterday when Sale police received a telephone call:...

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There's something different about us -- different from people...
There's something different about us -- different from people of Europe, Africa, Asia ... a deep and abiding belief in the Easter Bunny. -- G. Gordon Liddy

Others can stop you temporarily, only you can do it permanently.
Others can stop you temporarily, only you can do it permanently.

There are places I'll remember All my life though some have...
There are places I'll remember All my life though some have changed. Some forever not for better Some have gone and some remain. All these places had their moments With lovers and friends I still recall. Some are dead and some are living, In my life I've...

There is in certain living souls A quality of loneliness...
There is in certain living souls A quality of loneliness unspeakable, So great it must be shared As company is shared by lesser beings. Such a loneliness is mine; so know by this That in immensity There is one lonelier than you.