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Fortune: 2021 - 2030 of 2182 from Freebsd Fortunes 3

Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2021 of 2182

Half of being smart is knowing what you're dumb at.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2022 of 2182

Half the world is composed of people who have something to say and can't,
and the other half who have nothing to say and keep on saying it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2023 of 2182

half-done, n:
        This is the best way to eat a kosher dill -- when it's still crunchy,
        light green, yet full of garlic flavor.  The difference between this
        and the typical soggy dark green cucumber corpse is like the
        difference between life and death.

        You may find it difficult to find a good half-done kosher dill there
        in Seattle, so what you should do is take a cab out to the airport,
        fly to New York, take the JFK Express to Jay Street-Borough Hall,
        transfer to an uptown F, get off at East Broadway, walk north on
        Essex (along the park), make your first left onto Hester Street, walk
        about fifteen steps, turn ninety degrees left, and stop.  Say to the
        man, "Let me have a nice half-done."  Worth the trouble, wasn't it?
                -- Arthur Naiman
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2024 of 2182

Halley's Comet: It came, we saw, we drank.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2025 of 2182

Hall's Laws of Politics:
        (1) The voters want fewer taxes and more spending.
        (2) Citizens want honest politicians until they want
            something fixed.
        (3) Constituency drives out consistency (i.e., liberals defend
            military spending, and conservatives social spending in
            their own districts).
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2026 of 2182

hand, n:
        A singular instrument worn at the end of a human
        arm and commonly thrust into somebody's pocket.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2027 of 2182

Handel's Proverb:
        You can't produce a baby in one month by impregnating 9 women!
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2028 of 2182

handshaking protocol, n:
        A process employed by hostile hardware devices to initiate a
        terse but civil dialogue, which, in turn, is characterized by
        occasional misunderstanding, sulking, and name-calling.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2029 of 2182

Hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way.
                -- Pink Floyd
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  2030 of 2182

hangover, n:
        The wrath of grapes.
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