Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday March 27, 2007

FORTUNE'S FUN FACTS TO KNOW AND TELL: \#108 In Memphis,...
FORTUNE'S FUN FACTS TO KNOW AND TELL: \#108 In Memphis, Tennessee, it is illegal for a woman to drive a car unless there is a man either running or walking in front of it waving a red flag to warn approaching motorists and pedestrians.

I played lead guitar in a band called The Federal Duck, which...
I played lead guitar in a band called The Federal Duck, which is the kind of name that was popular in the '60s as a result of controlled substances being in widespread use. Back then, there were no restrictions, in terms of talent, on who could make...

These days the necessities of life cost you about three times...
These days the necessities of life cost you about three times what they used to, and half the time they aren't even fit to drink.

Unix gives you just enough rope to hang yourself -- and then...
Unix gives you just enough rope to hang yourself -- and then a couple of more feet, just to be sure. -- Eric Allman ... We make rope. -- Rob Gingell on Sun Microsystem's new virtual memory.

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't...
Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know. -- Daniel J. Boorstin