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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday March 12, 2007


Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.
Gravity is a myth, the Earth sucks.

All kings is mostly rapscallions. --Mark Twain
All kings is mostly rapscallions. --Mark Twain

He who dies with the most toys wins.
He who dies with the most toys wins.

Behind every successful man you'll find a woman with nothing...
Behind every successful man you'll find a woman with nothing to wear.

Alive without breath, As cold as death; Never thirsty, ever...
Alive without breath, As cold as death; Never thirsty, ever drinking, All in mail ever clinking.

Cancel me not -- for what then shall remain? Abscissas, some...
Cancel me not -- for what then shall remain? Abscissas, some mantissas, modules, modes, A root or two, a torus and a node: The inverse of my verse, a null domain. -- Stanislaw Lem, "Cyberiad"

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