Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday March 29, 2007

A box without hinges, key, or lid, Yet golden treasure inside...
A box without hinges, key, or lid, Yet golden treasure inside is hid. -- J.R. Tolkien

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise person to...
Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a wise person to be able to sell it.

I was working on a case. It had to be a case, because...
I was working on a case. It had to be a case, because I couldn't afford a desk. Then I saw her. This tall blond lady. She must have been tall because I was on the third floor. She rolled her deep blue eyes towards me. I picked them up and rolled...

PARANOIA: A healthy understanding of the way...
PARANOIA: A healthy understanding of the way the universe works.

"A commercial, and in some respects a social, doubt...
"A commercial, and in some respects a social, doubt has been started within the last year or two, whether or not it is right to discuss so openly the security or insecurity of locks. Many well-meaning persons suppose that the discus- sion...

Have a nice day!
Have a nice day!

Give me a fish and I will eat today. Teach me to fish and...
Give me a fish and I will eat today. Teach me to fish and I will eat forever.

When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is necessary...
When it is not necessary to make a decision, it is necessary not to make a decision.