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Freebsd Fortunes 5:  881 of 2298

Nothing succeeds like success.
                -- Alexandre Dumas
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  882 of 2298

Nothing succeeds like the appearance of success.
                -- Christopher Lascl
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  883 of 2298

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
                -- Charlie Brown
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  884 of 2298

Nothing takes the taste out of peanut
butter quite like unrequited love.
                -- Charlie Brown
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  885 of 2298

Nothing that's forced can ever be right,
If it doesn't come naturally, leave it.
That's what she said as she turned out the light,
And we bent our backs as slaves of the night,
Then she lowered her guard and showed me the scars
She got from trying to fight
Saying, oh, you'd better believe it.
[...]
Well nothing that's real is ever for free
And you just have to pay for it sometime.
She said it before, she said it to me,
I suppose she believed there was nothing to see,
But the same old four imaginary walls
She'd built for livin' inside
I said oh, you just can't mean it.
[...]
Well nothing that's forced can ever be right,
If it doesn't come naturally, leave it.
That's what she said as she turned out the light,
And she may have been wrong, and she may have been right,
But I woke with the frost, and noticed she'd lost
The veil that covered her eyes,
I said oh, you can leave it.
                -- Al Stewart, "If It Doesn't Come Naturally, Leave It"
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  886 of 2298

Nothing will dispel enthusiasm like a small admission fee.
                -- Kim Hubbard
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  887 of 2298

Nothing will ever be attempted
if all possible objections must be first overcome.
                -- Dr. Johnson
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  888 of 2298

NOTICE:
        Anyone seen smoking will be assumed to be on fire and will
        be summarily put out.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  889 of 2298

NOTICE:

-- THE ELEVATORS WILL BE OUT OF ORDER TODAY --

(The nearest working elevator is in the building across the street.)
 
Freebsd Fortunes 5:  890 of 2298

Nouvelle cuisine, n:
        French for "not enough food".

Continental breakfast, n:
        English for "not enough food".

Tapas, n:
        Spanish for "not enough food".

Dim Sum, n:
        Chinese for more food than you've ever seen in your entire life.
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