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Freebsd Fortunes 3:  21 of 2182

Antonio Antonio
Was tired of living alonio
He thought he would woo                 Antonio Antonio
Miss Lucamy Lu,                         Rode of on his polo ponio
Miss Lucamy Lucy Molonio.               And found the maid
                                        In a bowery shade,
                                        Sitting and knitting alonio.
Antonio Antonio
Said if you will be my ownio
I'll love tou true                      Oh nonio Antonio
And buy for you                         You're far too bleak and bonio
An icery creamry conio.                 And all that I wish
                                        You singular fish
                                        Is that you will quickly begonio.
Antonio Antonio
Uttered a dismal moanio
And went off and hid
Or I'm told that he did
In the Antartical Zonio.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  22 of 2182

ANTONYM:
        The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  23 of 2182

Anxious after the delay, Gruber doesn't waste any time getting the Koenig
[a modified Porsche] up to speed, and almost immediately we are blowing off
Alfas, Fiats, and Lancias full of excited Italians.  These people love fast
cars.  But they love sport too and no passing encounter goes unchallenged.
Nothing serious, just two wheels into your lane as you're bearing down on
them at 130-plus -- to see if you're paying attention.
                -- Road & Track article about driving two absurdly fast
                   cars across Europe.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  24 of 2182

Any circuit design must contain at least one part which is obsolete, two parts
which are unobtainable, and three parts which are still under development.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  25 of 2182

Any clod can have the facts, but having opinions is an art.
                -- Charles McCabe
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  26 of 2182

Any coward can sit in his home and criticize a pilot for flying into a
mountain in a fog.  But I would rather, by far, die on a mountainside
than in bed.  What kind of man would live where there is no daring?
And is life so dear that we should blame men for dying in adventure?
Is there a better way to die?
                -- Charles Lindbergh
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  27 of 2182

Any excuse will serve a tyrant.
                -- Aesop
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  28 of 2182

Any father who thinks he's all important should remind himself that this
country honors fathers only one day a year while pickles get a whole week.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  29 of 2182

Any fool can paint a picture, but it takes a
wise person to be able to sell it.
 
Freebsd Fortunes 3:  30 of 2182

Any fool can tell the truth, but it requires a man of sense to know
how to lie well.
                -- Samuel Butler
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