Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday May 18, 2006

Each problem solved introduces a new unsolved problem.
Each problem solved introduces a new unsolved problem.

If a program is useful, it will be changed.
If a program is useful, it will be changed.

People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them...
People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.

Real programmers can do octal, hexadecimal and binary math...
Real programmers can do octal, hexadecimal and binary math in their heads.

Real programmers drink too much coffee so that they will always...
Real programmers drink too much coffee so that they will always seem tense and overworked.

There is no such thng as a "dirty capitalist", only...
There is no such thng as a "dirty capitalist", only a capitalist.