Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday May 23, 2006

(1) Everything depends. (2) Nothing is always. (3) Everything...
(1) Everything depends. (2) Nothing is always. (3) Everything is sometimes.

A closed mouth gathers no foot.
A closed mouth gathers no foot.

A day without orange juice is like a day without orange juice.
A day without orange juice is like a day without orange juice.

A day without sunshine is like night.
A day without sunshine is like night.

A farmer is a man outstanding in his field.
A farmer is a man outstanding in his field.

A fool and his money are soon popular.
A fool and his money are soon popular.