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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday June 20, 2014


There was a lewd fellow named Duff Who loved to dive deep...
There was a lewd fellow named Duff Who loved to dive deep in the muff. With his head in a whirl He said, "Spread it, Pearl; I cunt get enough of the stuff!"

Avoid gunfire in the bathroom tonight.
Avoid gunfire in the bathroom tonight.

Today is the first day of the rest of the mess.
Today is the first day of the rest of the mess.

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