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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday June 27, 2014


If God wanted us to be brave, why did he give us legs? ...
If God wanted us to be brave, why did he give us legs? -- Marvin Kitman

There once was a man from Racine, Who invented a screwing...
There once was a man from Racine, Who invented a screwing machine. Both concave and convex, It could please either sex, But, oh, what a bastard to clean!

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