Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday April 8, 2015

No one knows like a woman how to say things that are at once...
No one knows like a woman how to say things that are at once gentle and deep. -- Hugo

There was an old hermit named Dave Who kept a dead whore in...
There was an old hermit named Dave Who kept a dead whore in his cave. He said "I'll admit I'm a bit of a shit, But look at the money I save."