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Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday April 2, 2015The Worst Prison Guards
The largest number of convicts...
The Worst Prison Guards The largest number of convicts ever to escape simultaneously from a maximum security prison is 124. This record is held by Alcoente Prison, near Lisbon in Portugal. During the weeks leading up to the escape... There once was a son-of-a-bitch, Neither clever, nor handsome,... There once was a son-of-a-bitch, Neither clever, nor handsome, nor rich, Yet the girls he would dazzle, And fuck to a frazzle, And then ditch them, the son-of-a-bitch! Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitos... Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitos and bowlegged ants, I come before you to stand behind you To tell you of something I know nothing about. Next Thursday (which is good Friday), There will be a convention held in the Women's... Am I SHOPLIFTING? Am I SHOPLIFTING? Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday April 2, 2015
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