Humor: Best of Fortunes for Sunday September 20, 2015

There's a rather odd couple in Herts Who are cousins (or...
There's a rather odd couple in Herts Who are cousins (or so each asserts); Their sex is in doubt For they're never without Their moustaches and long, trailing skirts. -- Edward Gorey

Nothing is ever so bad that it can't get worse.
Nothing is ever so bad that it can't get worse.

A certain amount of opposition is a help, not a hindrance...
A certain amount of opposition is a help, not a hindrance. Kites rise against the wind, not with it.