Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday September 8, 2015

Mad, adj.: Affected with a high degree of intellectual...
Mad, adj.: Affected with a high degree of intellectual independence ... -- Ambrose Bierce, "The Devil's Dictionary"

A lad of the brainier kind Had erogenous zones in his mind...
A lad of the brainier kind Had erogenous zones in his mind. He got his sensations, By solving equations, (Of course, in the end, he went blind.)

A young lass got married at Chester; Her mother she kissed...
A young lass got married at Chester; Her mother she kissed and she blessed her. Said she, "You're in luck -- 'E's a stunning good fuck, For I've 'ad 'im meself down in Leicester."