Humor: Best of Fortunes for Wednesday September 23, 2015

My father, a good man, told me, "Never lose your...
My father, a good man, told me, "Never lose your ignorance; you cannot replace it." -- Erich Maria Remarque

My first basename is George "Catfish" Metkovich from...
My first basename is George "Catfish" Metkovich from our 1952 Pittsburgh Pirates team, which lost 112 games. After a terrible series against the New York Giants, in which our center fielder made three throwing errors and let two balls...

Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitos...
Ladies and Gentlemen, Hobos and Tramps, Cross-eyed mosquitos and bowlegged ants, I come before you to stand behind you To tell you of something I know nothing about. Next Thursday (which is good Friday), There will be a convention held in the Women's...