Humor: Best of Fortunes for Tuesday September 29, 2015

To every Ph.D. there is an equal and opposite Ph.D...
To every Ph.D. there is an equal and opposite Ph.D. -- B. Duggan

It is better to wear out than to rust out.
It is better to wear out than to rust out.

There once was a man from Bombay He would do it all night...
There once was a man from Bombay He would do it all night and all day He soon became sore You shoulda' heard him roar When his wife rubbed his balls with Ben-Gay!

There was a young man from East Lizes Whose balls were of...
There was a young man from East Lizes Whose balls were of two different sizes One was so small It was no ball at all The other was large and won prizes.

A diplomat is man who always remembers a woman's birthday...
A diplomat is man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never her age. -- Robert Frost