Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday September 28, 2015

There a young man from the Coast Who had an affair with...
There a young man from the Coast Who had an affair with a ghost. At the height of orgasm Said the pallid phantasm, "I think I can feel it -- almost!"

There was a young lady from Hyde Who ate a green apple...
There was a young lady from Hyde Who ate a green apple and died. While her lover lamented The apple fermented And made cider inside her inside.

QOTD: "I used to go to UCLA, but then my Dad got...
QOTD: "I used to go to UCLA, but then my Dad got a job."