Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday February 8, 2016

I/O, I/O, It's off to disk I go, A bit or byte to read...
I/O, I/O, It's off to disk I go, A bit or byte to read or write, I/O, I/O, I/O...

If Dr. Seuss Were a Technical Writer..... Here's an easy game...
If Dr. Seuss Were a Technical Writer..... Here's an easy game to play. Here's an easy thing to say: If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port, And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort, And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk...

There once was a young man named Clyde Who fell in an outhouse,...
There once was a young man named Clyde Who fell in an outhouse, and died. He had a twin brother Who fell in another And now they're interred side by side.

What is wanted is not the will to believe, but the will to find...
What is wanted is not the will to believe, but the will to find out, which is the exact opposite. -- Bertrand Russell, "Skeptical Essays", 1928