Humor: Best of Fortunes for Friday February 12, 2016

A young lady sat by the sea, Just as proper as proper could...
A young lady sat by the sea, Just as proper as proper could be. A young fellow goosed her, And roughly seduced her, So she thanked him and went home to tea.

There was a young fellow named Prynne Whose prick was so short...
There was a young fellow named Prynne Whose prick was so short and so thin, His wife found she needed A Fuckoscope -- she did -- To see if he'd gotten it in.

There was a young fellow of Harrow Whose john was the size of...
There was a young fellow of Harrow Whose john was the size of a marrow. He said to his tart, "How's this for a start? My balls are outside in a barrow."

There was a young man of Khartoum Who lured a poor girl to...
There was a young man of Khartoum Who lured a poor girl to her doom. He not only fucked her, But buggered and sucked her-- And left her to pay for the room.

There was an old lady of Bingly Who wailed, "I do hate...
There was an old lady of Bingly Who wailed, "I do hate to sleep singly. I thought I had got A bloke for my twat, But he seems rather queenly than kingly."

We dedicate this to the cunt, The kind the broad-minded guys...
We dedicate this to the cunt, The kind the broad-minded guys hunt : All hail to the twat, Willing, thrilling, and hot, That wears peckers down, limp and blunt!

Moe: What did you give your wife for Valentine's Day? Joe: ...
Moe: What did you give your wife for Valentine's Day? Joe: The usual gift -- she ate my heart out.