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Osborn's Law: Variables won't; constants aren't.
Osborn's Law: Variables won't; constants aren't.

The FIELD GUIDE to NORTH AMERICAN MALES SPECIES: ...
The FIELD GUIDE to NORTH AMERICAN MALES SPECIES: Cranial Males SUBSPECIES: The Hacker (homo computatis) Courtship & Mating: Due to extreme deprivation, HOMO COMPUTATIS maintains a near perpetual state of sexual readiness...

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