Humor: Best of Fortunes for Monday February 1, 2016

There was a young fellow of Harrow Whose john was the size of...
There was a young fellow of Harrow Whose john was the size of a marrow. He said to his tart, "How's this for a start? My balls are outside in a barrow."

There was a young fellow of Kent Whose prick was so long that...
There was a young fellow of Kent Whose prick was so long that it bent, So to save himself trouble He put it in double, And instead of coming he went.

There was a young gaucho named Bruno Who said, "Screwing...
There was a young gaucho named Bruno Who said, "Screwing is one thing I do know. A woman is fine, And a sheep is divine, But a llama is Numero Uno."

There was a young girl from Peru, Who had nothing whatever...
There was a young girl from Peru, Who had nothing whatever to do. So she sat on the stairs, And counted cunt hairs, Four thousand, three hundred and two.

There was a young girl named McCall Whose cunt was exceedingly...
There was a young girl named McCall Whose cunt was exceedingly small, But the size of her anus Was something quite heinous -- It could hold seven pricks and one ball.