Humor: Best of Fortunes for Saturday November 3, 2018

While Titian was mixing rose madder, His model reclined on...
While Titian was mixing rose madder, His model reclined on a ladder. Her position to Titian Suggested coition, So he leapt up the ladder and had 'er.

While travelling in farthest Tibet, Lord Irongate found cause...
While travelling in farthest Tibet, Lord Irongate found cause to regret The buttered-up tea, A pain in his knee, And the frivolous tourists he met. -- Edward Gorey

Providence, New Jersey, is one of the few cities where Velveeta...
Providence, New Jersey, is one of the few cities where Velveeta cheese appears on the gourmet shelf.