Humor: Best of Fortunes for Thursday November 1, 2018

A clever young man named Eugene Invented a jack-off machine...
A clever young man named Eugene Invented a jack-off machine. On the twenty-third stroke The fuckin' thing broke And beat both his balls to a creame.

There once was a kiddie named Carr Caught a man on top of...
There once was a kiddie named Carr Caught a man on top of his mar. As he saw him stick 'er, He said with a snicker, "You do it much faster than par."

Nobody notices when things go right.
Nobody notices when things go right.

Grabel's Law: 2 is not equal to 3 -- not even for large...
Grabel's Law: 2 is not equal to 3 -- not even for large values of 2.